Parenting Rule #634- Never Offer a 4-Year Old Scotch

Amelia:  Mommy, I’m thirsty

Me:  What do you want ?

Amelia:  What do we have?

Me: Water

Amelia:  That’s all we have?

Me:  ….and Scotch

Amelia:  Ooh!  Scotch!

Me:   um…no.

Amelia:  Why not?

Me:  You wouldn’t even like it if you tried it

Amelia:  Can I try it?

Me:   NO!  Scotch has alcohol and it’s only for adults.

Amelia:   Then why did you even offer?

 

Seriously….I have no idea…..

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One thought on “Parenting Rule #634- Never Offer a 4-Year Old Scotch

  1. Hi,

    Very funny! Kids have a way of turning you inside out & upside down before you know it, don’t they 🙂

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